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There where two snakes talking. The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead? Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'. Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?" The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: What kind of snake is good at math? A: An adder. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks, I'll just have a sliver ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What snakes are good at sums ? Adders ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What is a snakes favourite opera ? Wriggletto ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very depressed. Doc says, "What's the problem...didn't the glasses help you?" "The glasses are fine doc, I just discovered I've been living with a water hose the past 2 years!" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching ? Because he had his own scales ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What's a snakes favourite TV program ? Monty Python! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ? Someone else's ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Have you heard about the slippery eel ? Didn't think so, you wouldn't be able to grasp it !sna Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What's a snakes favourite dance ? Snake, rattle & roll ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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