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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit? It was an inn-grown hare! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How do you make a rabbit fast? Don't feed it. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
How far can a rabbit run into the woods? Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come from? Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older. Baby Rabbit: Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now. Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you were pulled from a magician's hat. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How do you make a rabbit stew? Keep it waiting. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
May I buy half a rabbit? No, we don't split hares! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't. How do you know he isn't? Because I am. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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