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A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the
bee turned around and flew away. Why?
The rabbit had two b's
already.
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  • Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
    watch factory?
    Alike did was stand around making faces.
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  • Did you hear about the pub owner who raised
    a baby rabbit?
    It was an inn-grown hare!
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  • How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest
    in a group?
    Look for gray hares.
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  • How did the rabbit become a wrestling
    champion?
    It had a lot of hare pins!
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  • How do you know when there's a rabbit in your
    bed?
    You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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  • How do you make a rabbit fast?
    Don't feed
    it.
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  • How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
    Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.
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  • Lara Rabbit: Do you
    think that's Sophie's
    natural color?
    Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for
    sure.
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  • Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special
    carrot
    juice will cure me?
    Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came
    back for another.
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  • Baby Rabbit: Mommy, where did I come
    from?
    Mother Rabbit: I'll tell you when you're older.
    Baby Rabbit:
    Oh, Mommy, please, tell me now.
    Mother Rabbit: If you must know, you
    were pulled from a magician's
    hat.
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  • Did you hear about the egg
    laden rabbit who
    jumps off bridges?
    He's the Easter Bungee!
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  • Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
    He was a
    millionhare!
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  • How did the close race between the rabbit and
    the tortoise end?
    It was won by a hare!
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  • How do rabbits get to work?
    By rabbit
    transit!
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  • How do you know when you're
    eating rabbit
    stew?
    When it has hares in it.
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  • How do you make a rabbit stew?
    Keep it
    waiting.
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  • How is a rabbit like a plum?
    They're both
    purple, except for the rabbit.
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  • May I buy half a
    rabbit?
    No, we don't
    split hares!
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  • My friend is nuts. He thinks he's Bugs
    Bunny. But I'm positive he isn't.
    How do you know he isn't?
    Because I am.
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