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One lab mouse to another: I've trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don't know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ? Mickey Moose ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Where do hamsters come from ? Hamsterdam ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When it's raining cats and dogs ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What do mice do when they're at home ? Mousework ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty' ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Why do mice have long tails ? Well, they'd look silly with long hair ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What's a mouse's least favorite record ? What's up Pussycat ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What do rodents say when they play bingo ? 'Eyes down for a full mouse' ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
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