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Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn't think someone like you would give me a dollar. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Teacher: "What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?" Student: "Baseballs." Teacher: "Baseballs?" Student: "Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Who invented King Arthur's round table ? Sir Circumference ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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"What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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"You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower." "Really? Which rat was he?" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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When did Caesar reign ? I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did, didn't they hail him ? Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why did Arthur have a round table ? So no one could corner him ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What was King Arthur's favourite game ? Knights and crosses ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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