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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum." The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck. "Did god make you?", she asked. "yes" he answered. "did god makeme, to?" she wondered. "yes", he replied. "well, she shrugged, "don't you think he's doing a better job now than he used to?" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he cant afford it.so his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says well from a distance they will look like hares.(hairs) Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Peg-Leg Baldy A bald man with a peg leg gets invited to a costume party. Being shy and self-conscious about his appearance, he goes to the best costume shop in town. When he gets there, he tells the shop owner his situation and that he would rather cover his head and leg with a costume instead instead of exploiting his apparent problems. So, the shop owner comes back with a lifeguard costume. The man says, "No, no. That will show off my peg leg. I can't hide it with that. Try again." So the shop owner leaves and comes back with a monk costume And again the man says, "No, no. I can't wear that. It will make people notice my head." Obviously pissed off, the shop owner leaves and comes back with a five-pound bag of caramels, gives it to the man and says, "Here. Just take this." Confused, the man says, "What am I suposed to do with a bag of caramels?" Smiling, the shop owner says, "Take home this bag of caramels, melt them, pour it all over your body, stick that peg leg up your ass and tell everyone you're a caramel apple." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Your so bald your bald Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
America's oldest lady was 115 years old today, and she hasn't got a grey hair on her head. How come? She's completely bald. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut was completed and the man still hadn't returned, the barber said, "Looks like your daddy's forgotten all about you." "That wasn't my daddy," said the boy. "He just walked up, took me by the hand and said, 'Come on, son, we're gonna get a free haircut!'" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?" "We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!" "TWA?" exclaimed the barber. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?" "We'll be at the downtown International Marriott." "That dump! That's the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?" "We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope." "That's rich," laughed the barber. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it." A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome. "It was wonderful," explained the man, "not only were we on time in one of TWA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28 year old stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel-it was great! They'd just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it's the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!" "Well," muttered the barber, "I know you didn't get to see the pope." "Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the pope likes to personally me et some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait the pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later the pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down as he spoke a few words to me." "Really?" asked the Barber. "What'd he say?" He said, "Where'd you get the lousy haircut? Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Your so bald, I can see what your thinking. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the children's parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy paused, but then spoke up, "My daddy doesn't have any hair on his head. Daddy says that God put hair on everything that he was ashamed of." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
a guy was teased everywhere of his totally noticably bald head! Afta goin thru yrs of this, he decided that he should say sumthin about it! so he stood up on2 the tallest statue and shouted 4 everyone 2 hear: 'I AM NOT BALD, ITS JUST THAT IM TALLER THAN MY HAIR!' Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes. The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room." She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that. The cowboy said, "Tell him your working overtime and I'll pay you the difference." She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
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