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A librarian was quietly working when three chickens walked in and jumped on to the counter eyed her and said "BUK BUK BUK" Not sure she was sane she gave the chikens three books and they left. An hour later in walked the chickens again jumped onto the counter, returned the books they had taken earlier and said "BUK BUK BUK" Now convinced she was out of her mind she gave them three books, they took one each and left. This time she decided to follow them. She followed them down to the local pond and stood horrified as they threw the books into the water. All of a sudden they flew back out of the pond and a frog stuck it's head up saying "RREDIT RREDIT RREDIT!" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you call a rich frog ? A golf blooded reptile ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper ? He had his own frog horn ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ? A hoppercraft ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
When is a car like a frog ? When it's becing toad ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why did the lizard go on a diet ? It weighed too much for its scales ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: What do you call a frog with no hind legs? A: Unhoppy!! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
I'd like a new frog, please. But you bought one only yesterday. What happened? It Kermit-ted suicide. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ? He bowled long hops ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy ? Hoppalong Cassidy ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why do frogs have webbed feet ? To stamp out forest fires ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ? A frog with hiccups ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Why was the frog down in the mouth ? He was un hoppy ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
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