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Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, what's SHAKING! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A couple of kids tried using pickles for a Ping-Pong game. They had the volley of the Dills. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?" "Why, it's bean soup," she replied. "I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat? Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals! Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question? Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water? A: Just spell "Evian" backwards! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?" Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?" Tom: "The smaller piece, of course." Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour. Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn't throw out the pest. "Oh, I really don't care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don't even have an air conditioner." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job. He keep favoring curry. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
I thought you were trying to get into shape? I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks, sending the contents spilling to the floor. As both continued to brawl on the floor, she allegedly stuffed lettuce into the man's mouth. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area." "Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
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