Bob is sitting on the ice all day fishing with
no luck, not even a nibble. Cold and tired he is about to leave,
when a
guy walks up cuts a hole in the ice beside him, and starts
pulling out
fish as fast a he can drop his hook in the water.
Bob
can't believe it, he yells over " whats your secret?"

"woogatkakeptewrwm" he answers back.
"what did you say?" replies Bob.

The man spits a large ball of worms on the ice and says to Bob,
" you
have to keep your worms warm".
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Q:what did the fish say when he hit the
concrete wall?

A:Damn
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Far away in the tropical waters of the
Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin
and
the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being
harassed
and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally
one day Justin
said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being
a prawn, I wish
I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries
about being
eaten..."
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A man was stopped by a game-warden in Northern
Algonquin Park recently with two buckets of fish leaving a lake
well known
for its fishing
The game warden asked the man, "Do
you have a license to catch those
fish?"
The man replied to
the game warden, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?!"
the warden replied.
"Yes, sir. Every night I take these here
fish down to the lake and let
them swim around for a while. I whistle
and they jump back into their
buckets, and I take em home."

"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!"
The man
looked at the game warden for a moment, and then said, "Here,
I'll show
you. It really works."
"O.K. I've GOT to see this!" The game
warden was curious.
The man poured the fish in to the river and
stood and waited. After
several minutes, the game warden turned to
the man and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" the man respond
ed.
"When are you going to call them back?" the game warden
prompted.
"Call who back?" the man asked.
"The
FISH"
"What fish?" the man asked.
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One day, two guys Joe and Bob
were out
fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're
fishing by,
and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does
this
until the funeral service passes by.
Joe then said "Gee Bob, I
didn't know you had it in you!"
Bob then replies " It's the
least I could do. After all I was married
to her for 30 years."
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Two Irishmen were walking down the street with
two salmon each under their arms.
Two other Irishmen
walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky
fishermen and ask "
how did you catch those ?"
Well its like this! Michael here
holds my legs over the bridge, and I
grab the salmon as they swim up
the river. We got four salmon A great
days fishing!
So the
fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try.
They get
to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend "hold my legs now
Paddy".
Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when
he
suddenly cries.. "pull me up, pull me up!!"
Paddy asks "
do you have a fish Sean?"............
No replies Sean,
"there's a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!"
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An Irish priest loved to fly
fish, it was
an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so
bad
that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his
favourite flies out of their box
Strangly though, every Sunday
the weather had been good, but of course
Sunday is the day he has to
go to work.
The weather forcast was good again for the coming
Sunday so he called a
fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice
and be in bed with the
flu. He asked him to take over his
sermon.
The fly fishing priest drove fifty miles to a river near the coast
so
that no one would recognise him. An angel up in Heaven was
keeping watch
and saw what the priest was doing. He told God who agreed
that he would
do something about it.
With the first cast of
his line a huge fish mouth gulped down the fly.
For over an hour
the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the
fish. At
the end when he finally landed the monster size fish it turned
out
to be a world record Salmon.
Confused the angel asked God, "Why
did you let him catch that huge
fish? I thought you were going to
teach him a lesson."
God replied "I did. Who do you think he's
going to tell?"
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A couple of young guys were fishing
at
their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped
the game warden.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod
down and started running
through the woods like a bat out of hell and
hot on his heels came the
game warden.
After about a half
mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his
hands on his thighs
to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught
up to him.

"Let's see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped.

With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a
valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden.
"You must be about as dumb as a
box of rocks! You don't have to run
from me if you have a valid
license!"
"Yes sir," replied the
young feller. "But my friend back there,
well, he don't have
one..."
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Mother
to daughter advice: Cook a man a
fish and you feed him for a day. But
teach a man to fish and you get
rid of him for the whole weekend.
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