The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant
gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with
its
tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked.
"If I
told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"
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What lives in apples and is an
avid reader?
A bookworm !
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What do you get if you cross an apple with a
shellfish?
A crab apple !
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Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school
yard. One
had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms
won't you!" The
first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out
for
themselves."
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Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he
puffed,
"is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?"
"That's what they say," said his Dad.
"Well, give me an apple quick ?
I've just broken the doctor's
window!"
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How do you
make an apple puff?
Chase it
round the garden
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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
An
outboard apple.
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What can a whole apple do that half an apple
can't do?
It can look round.
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If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what
does
an onion do?
Keeps everyone away.
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Two girls were having their packed lunch in
the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,
'Watch out for
worms won't you !'
The first one replied, 'why should I ? They
can watch out for
themselves.
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