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What is the Easter Bunny's favourite state
capital?
Albunny, New York!
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  • Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?
    Johns Hopkins!
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  • What is the Easter Bunny's
    favourite sport?
    Basket-ball, of course!
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  • What would you get if you crossed a
    skunk
    with a type of Easter candy?
    Smelly beans!
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  • Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a
    new
    tail?
    To a re-tail store!
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  • Does the Easter Bunny like baseball?
    Oh,
    yes. He's a rabbit fan!
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  • What's long and stylish and full of cats?
    The Easter Purrade!
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  • Boy 1: "How did you get that bruise on your
    arm?"
    Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy."
    Boy 1: "Eating Easter
    candy won't give you a bruise."
    Boy 2: "It will if it's your big
    brother's candy!"
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  • What's yellow, has long ears, and grows on
    trees?
    The Easter Bunana!
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  • Would
    you like something from my Easter
    basket?
    "Sure!"
    "Here. Have some plastic grass."
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  • What would you get if you crossed the Easter
    Bunny
    with a famous French general?
    Napoleon Bunnyparte!
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  • Did you hear about the lady whose house was
    infested
    with Easter eggs?
    She had to call an eggs-terminator!
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  • Why was the Easter Bunny so upset?
    He was
    having a bad hare day!
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  • What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of
    story?
    A cotton tale!
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  • Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
    actor?
    Rabbit De Niro!
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  • What's pink, has five toes, and is
    carried
    by the Easter Bunny?
    His lucky people's foot!
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  • What has long ears, four legs, and is worn on
    your head?
    An Easter bunnet!
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  • What would you get if you crossed the Easter
    Bunny with an overstressed person?
    An Easter basket case!
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  • Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into
    your mouth?"
    "Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it
    in my ears."
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  • "Why are you studying your Easter
    candy?"
    "I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the
    chocolate egg!"
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