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Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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