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A doctor and his wife were having a big argument at breakfast. "You aren't so good in bed either!" he shouted and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife picked up the phone. "What took you so long to answer?" "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late?" "Getting a second opinion." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone. Are you choking? No, I really did! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do? Use a pencil till I get there Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday? Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, doctor I keep thinking I'm a bee Buzz off can't you see I'm busy? Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage. Don't talk rubbish! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a mosquito Go away, sucker! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee Have you tried taking the spoon out? Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois? The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you." "Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell? Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something? Yes - here's a kite! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor these pills you gave me for BO... What's wrong with them? They keep slipping out from under my arms! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep. That's baaaaaaaaaad! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor I feel like a spoon! Well sit still and don't stir! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
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