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An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!" "I'm sorry," The girl tells him. "We can't allow animals in the cinema." The man goes around the corner and stuffs the chicken into his trousers. He returns to the window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the cinema, the chicken starts to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his trousers so the chicken can stick it's head out and watch the film. Seated next to him is a woman. She looks over at his lap and is horrified. She elbows her friend Agnes and whispers, "Agnes, this man over here has just unzipped his trousers!" Agnes whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it...you've seen one, you've seen them all." Madge says, "I KNOW...but this one's eating my POPCORN!!" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants? He heard the snow blower coming. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man? $3.99 a minute. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off, you wonder where her tits went. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What is the difference between a drug pusher and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs, there's still a greasy box to put your bone in. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?" The second Marine said, "I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?" The first Marine replied, "I would stand very still for half an hour." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." "Warehouses?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What's the ultimate rejection? When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman? Sexual harassment. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What do a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Why did the condom cross the road? Because it was pissed off. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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