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Why don't anteaters get sick ? Because they are full of antibodies! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I'm a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: "A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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"What flavors of ice cream do you have?" inquired the customer. "Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate," answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying to be sympathetic, the customer asked, "Do you have laryngitis?" "No...." replied the new waitress with some effort, "just...erm.... vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Why did the ant-elope ? Nobody gnu ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Who is the most famous French ant ? Napoleant ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ? Discordant ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !' Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: "Pass me the honey, Honey". The English husband says to his wife: "Pass me the sugar, Sugar". The [you name it] husband says to his wife: "Pass me the steak, Dumb cow". Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of the men said to the other, "Please help yourself." The other one said "Okay", and helped himself to the larger fish. After a tense silence, the first one said, "really, now, if you had offered me the first choice, I would have taken the smaller fish!" The other one replied, "What are you complaining for; you have it, don't you?" Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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