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Q: How does Bill Clinton say "I'm about to hurt you"? A: "Trust me." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda? A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton apart from a cow? A: By the wise look in the eyes. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None--He'll only promise "change." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they're sending their turkey to the White House! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Reagan ate all the jellybeans. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: What were Bill and Chelsea Clinton doing in the voting booth? A: Bill was giving his daughter a lesson in Civics, how to ruin the people! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't think that is a good idea. I'll come back when you are ready to order from the menu." She walks away. Gore leans over to Clinton and says, "It's pronounced Quiche." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is telling a lie by looking at his face? A: If his lips are moving, then he's lying. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull? A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, "Bill, I had a wonderful dream last night. I could see America, the whole beautiful country, and on each house I saw a banner." "What did it say on the banners?" Clinton asks. Saddam replies, "Allah is god, god is Allah." Clinton says, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called. Last night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was more beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each house flew an enormous banner." "What could you see on the banners?" Saddam asks. Clinton replies, "I don't know. I can't read Hebrew." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two--One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and one to obscure the issues. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb? A: He doesn't! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests for not making lightbulbs free. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: Because they can't afford any more pork. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year? A: They've been having turkey for years. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: What does Teddy Kennedy have that Bill Clinton wishes he did? A: A dead girlfriend. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying? A: Only a Bill Clinton supporter is too dumb to know the answer to this one. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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Q: What do Bill Clinton and a fifteen-watt light bulb have in common? A: Neither one is very bright. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
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