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So you are distantly related to the family next door, are you? Yes- their dog is our dog's brother. Ocena: 1 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
First Boy: Why is your brother always flying off the handle ? Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Dan: My little brother is a real pain. Nan: Things could be worse. Dan: How? Nan: He could be twins ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Mum: Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine? Boy: Because he read the label, and it said 'shake well before using.' Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Did the bionic monster have a brother ? No, but he had lots of trans-sisters! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Michael: It's hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can't bear to stop talking. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ? Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she's an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can't. She doesn't stop at this floor. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well,' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left, so I let my baby brother have it.' Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does ! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
My brother's just opened a shop. Really? How's he doing? Six months. He opened it with a crowbar. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
My brother's one of the biggest stickup men in town. Gosh is he really? Yes, he's a six-foot-six billposter. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Dad: Don't be selfish. Let your brother use the sled half the time. Son: I do, Dad. I use it going down the hill and he gets to use it coming up! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Mummy Monster: What are you doing with that saw and where's your little brother ? Young Monster: Hee, hee ! He's my half-brother now! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
'What's your father's occupation?' asked the school secretary on the first day of the new academic year. 'He's a conjurer, Ma'am,' said the new boy. 'How interesting. What's his favourite trick?' 'He saws people in half.' 'Gosh! now, next question. Any brothers or sisters?' 'One half brother and two half sisters.' Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Do you like my new baby sister ? The stalk bought her. Hmm, it looks as if the stalk dropped her on her head. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ? Because she wants to rise and shine. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. ' Sis,' he said, 'I wish you'd sing Christmas carols.' 'That's nice of you, Alfie,' she replied. 'Why ?' 'Then I'd only have to hear you once a year !' Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
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