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Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which was the board. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "I've just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?" said the second. "Your yard's much too small for a pig!" "I'm going to keep it under my bed," replied his friend. "But what about the smell?" "He'll soon get used to that." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
I'd like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping. Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed. Oh, I'm all right at night, it's in the day I have problems. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well. Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for a spell. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "What's wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?" he sobbed. "In a way they do," said his mother. "And when they die so they turn back to dust?" "Yes, they do." The little boy began to cry again. "Well, under my bed there's someone either coming or going." Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
When Mr Maxwell's wife left him, he couldn't sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake, and gets me up when I'm sleepy! Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping out of bed. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise I'll lay on my side. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. There's lots of room now,' he said. Ocena: 0 dodano: piÄ…tek 04 grudnia 2009r.
autor: Bonin
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